Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.