Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to