Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

Spare Change Jokes More Spare Change Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy