Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Spare Change Jokes More Spare Change Jokes

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy