Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.