Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Spare Change Jokes More Spare Change Jokes

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to