Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!