Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.