Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

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What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!