Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.