The Roman Umpire.
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M'alady
One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
It wears an aqua-fur.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Sneakers.
I can clearly see ur nuts.
Because they all wore mittens.
She's only wearing one sock.
God supports everything.
They wear a rolex watch around their waist.
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So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
A law-suit
Because they are ugly and they stink.
Cher nob'll fall out.
Eagle
Fruit of the Womb
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
So they know where to stop shaving.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
An investigator.
So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)
Denim Denim. Denim
Jaques straps
Flop-Flops :)
You might get a hole in one.
Because they have bad genes.
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
Cobra!!!
Vader-hosen!
Alexander Fang
He got a hole in one
Handicaps
Sketchers
To cover up their Ariel-as.
Law suits!
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
Russell.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
It is an airport.
Because they're in continents.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Ear bud
Denim, denim, denim.
Because their balls would show.
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Oat couture
So he could save his stool.
Max
Chickenstocks
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
Flaccid
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
Because they hate black, people!!!
Fruit of the tomb
Justin Case
Vir-jeans
Because they all pull out.
Kelvin Klein
Rain Quotes
Because they wore them before it was cool.
Because it was wearing underwear.
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
Philippe Philoppe
Chapped lips
Denim Denim Denim......
Philippe Philoppe.
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Elon's musk
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Rib-bed
more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.
Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks
So they can look like their mothers.
She grew out of her b-shells
Hot pants.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
Her gambling habit.
To keep the flies off the fried chicken.
An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey
Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...
Cashews.
M'laria
sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)
It's a habit.
None because they go barefoot.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
It lifts their spirits.
A windshield viper.
I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
Just order them without liver."
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
A dreadivarius.
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Oz Moses.
She forgot to use Spell Check.
Because they are always reflecting.
With a knight light....
None. They glow in the dark.
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Free of charge, of course.
