What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.