What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.