What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps