What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.