Handicap Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

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It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.