Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"