Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.