Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.