Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.