Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.