Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.