Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il