Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection