Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

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What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make