Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.