Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

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What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.