How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.