How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K