How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

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Which one is yours?

Say, "I haven't picked one out yet!" It's worth it.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible