How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K