How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K