What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K