Bond Jokes

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!