Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating