Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole