Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
I don't know.
bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
To get to the other bride.
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Because they have trans-sisters.
Nuts & bolts!
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because they dress in lairs.
A mole