Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.