A row bot.
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Because they all have trans-sisters
A syntax error.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
He nuts and bolts
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Because he screwed his wife!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Steel wool
A transition metal.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
Mentally dis-cabled.
They torque.
RoboClop....so sorry
Because he was charged with battery.
They're robots in da skies.
They all have transisters.
Nothing personal."
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
Nuts & bolts!
Nuts and bolts
Stephen Hawking.
He falls off
ROBOT: twitch, spark
An olfactory reset.
Nut and bolt
Because they have trans-sisters.
Because they have nerves of steel
Yours tin-sincerely.
He was missing his winter gear
Because he was accused of Boolean.
A Psy-borg.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
This guy!
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
James
Boaris Karloff.
Buffa lo
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
They turn out the lights.
A turn-up
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
Because he re-tarred it.
