Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.