Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Previous Random Joke Next

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.