Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.