Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Electrocute Jokes More Electrocute Jokes

What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted?

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

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I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.