Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.