Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.