Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.