What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

Previous Random Joke Next

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

Sick Casket Jokes More Sick Casket Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?