What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?