What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?