What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.