What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.