What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.