What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Skeleton Key Jokes More Skeleton Key Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.