What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.