What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?

The satchel charge.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.