What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.