What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.