Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Dinosore Jokes More Dinosore Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Evict Jokes More Evict Jokes

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite