Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

A manila folder!!!

What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor?

A Manila Folder.

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What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Camp Site Jokes More Camp Site Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.