Yoga Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

What are filipinos horror stories?

Crispy Pata

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Scout Jokes More Scout Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!