What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

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Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.