How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!