How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

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