How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

How many "suh dudes" does it take to turn on a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam haha suh dude.

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.