How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox?

A Viberator

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !