How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael