Marry it
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
He turns off his Xbox.
Because they lactose.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
Marry it.
A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq
About 20 beers!!