Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!