Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.