Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.