Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

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Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.