How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!