Spoiled milk!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.
It always spoils the GoT.
Because he's a bad wrapper
Spoiled milk.
You're spoiled!
A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
She left him out in the sun too long.
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.
Jesus
There's a clock on the stove.
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
A milkshake.
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
For smoking in bed.
He buys a new house.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada