Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.