Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."