Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."