Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."