What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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