What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Thor

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!