What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

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because he is a Norsissist.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Because the ice always Thors.

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Valhalla.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ?

Crock and Dial Dundee !

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He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!