What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

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Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ?

Crock and Dial Dundee !