He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
They get toad.
He sat in his own pew.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Getting it to fit over a bucket !
A very dry sense of humor
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.