Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.