What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!