What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!