What do you call an empty town after dinner?

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.