What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...