How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!