How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!