How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

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What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.