How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!