Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.