Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.