Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!