Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Because theyre pi rates.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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Tennish.

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I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

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both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.