Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.