Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Piracy Jokes More Piracy Jokes

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate