What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What's harder the softer it gets?

Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!