What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."