What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!