What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !