What kind of birds do you usually find ...

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Jail Bird Jokes More Jail Bird Jokes

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !