What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip