What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar