What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar