What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar