What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar