What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe