What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD