What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out