What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

What do you call a mexican hitchhiker?

El Paso

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Baked Bean Jokes More Baked Bean Jokes

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans