Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.