Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !