Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.