Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.