Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.