Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !