Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.