What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.