What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing