What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants