What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.